The First Post!

Hey friends. Call me Al.

I don’t know what brought you here. It may have been another form of social media or a hilariously bad mistype of a certain occultist’s name (doubtful), but whatever the reason, I’m glad you’re here.

Welcome to nothing.

It’ll be something at some point, I’m sure, but for now it’s more or less just a way to keep the mighty algorithm (Al Gore-ithm?) from pushing me out. I’ll have more on here, but for now you’ll just have to trust your strange new smut-mongering friend. I won’t abandon you. I will provide. I will not fail.

And with that ominous message, I bid you good day!