Hello Friends! Call me Al!
I’m up to my old tricks and writing again. At the moment, I’ve got around 50 pages into my next novel. My goal is to make this twice as long and three times as sexy as the last one!
So, apologies in advance, this isn’t quite cryptids, unless you consider vampires cryptids. I know some will not, but I kinda think they should be. Is vampire romance a dead horse that’s been beaten far too many times? Yes. Is it almost impossible to reinvigorate this done to death genre with new life? Well, yeah. They’re vampires. They’re supposed to be dead.
But I say to you friend, that cliche is good sometimes. It’s proven to work, and humanity will continue to enjoy stories like these until the eventual demonic uprising that will enslave them (but think loose chains, like The Devil card from tarot).
Plus, I put a beautiful glittery thong on the dead horse! You know you want to see that.
It’s something to look forward to. My aim is to have this done around Cinco de Mayo so that I may rock out with my nondescript genitals out in celebration. After my planned binge and the hangover that will undoubtedly follow, I’ll start the editing process. Maybe we’ll see this mid to late May if everything goes according to plan. More updates in the near future!
Aloyster Crowlay 